Car driver, car driver,
be an inconvenience I might,
by making you turn your little wheel,
a small way to the right.
So if it makes you feel better,
then yes, if you please,
take the effort to roll down a window,
and yell something obscene.
But I’ll tell you all that I might,
oh car driver, car driver,
hear as you drive fast past my bike,
is just a sound a bit like “BLEerrr…”